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When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.

When I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.  Pickup Line Scientist

Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

Baby you turn my floppy disk  into a hard drive  Pickup Line Scientist

You are the higgs boson particle of my life... because without you, my universe wouldn't "matter"

You are the higgs boson particle of my life... because without you, my universe wouldn't

It's not the length of the vector that counts it's how you apply the force

It's not the length of the vector that counts it's how you apply the force  Pickup Line Scientist

you must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you

you must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you  Pickup Line Scientist

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2  Pickup Line Scientist

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus

you better call me william herschel because tonight i'm gonna discover uranus  Pickup Line Scientist

Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real

Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself Because shit just got real  Pickup Line Scientist

How can I know hundreds of pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

How can I know hundreds of pi digits  but not the 11 digits of your phone number?  Pickup Line Scientist

Your mouth says, "Shields up!" but your eyes say, "A hull breach is imminent"

Your mouth says,
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